American Express recently launched the Amex Express Checkout service where humans can now fly through the online checkout process using their Amex login, including BarkBox.com. All of us at Bark & Co. So excited to be a donor for the launch, we decided to round up all the silly things you could buy unwanted sparkly puppies without having pesky humans do all the shopping for them. ; P
Use the hashtag #dogsoncomputers to share all the weird and wonderful things your dog would buy if he could, and you might even notice your pup popping up on BarkPost + BarkBox’s social media! And be sure to check out our first post featuring @SamsontheDood!
1. All crystal sticks. 10 pack, $12 Bully Sticks = Catnip for Dogs. #PugsNotDrugs
2. The Ruff Guide to the United States: 365 of the best places to stay and play with your dog in all 50 states. $18 HINT HINT MOM.
3. Related to #2, a personalized tent for pawesome road trips with the fam. $95 “Ahhh. Finally a good night’s sleep without Dad snoring.”
4. Neck massager so you don’t have to wait around for humans to give tummy scratches. $49
5. A Petchatz video phone so your girlfriend can talk to you (and get gifts) while you’re at work. $349 “Dad. I did the math—we can’t stand a cat.”
6. Burrow Den Snuggly Moments. $60 “This bed sheet is scientifically proven to make me look so good my skin can’t resist giving me unlimited gifts.”
7. Backpack for convenient + stylish transportation. $260 to the dog park, and the human employee! And make it snappy!
8. He will be from the Club of the Month. $155.95 for bacon.
9. Minimalist Pagoda Fountain. $100 “I only drink filtered water.”
11. Spontaneous ball because your dog is such a strong, independent dog that doesn’t need any humans! $115 *snap* *snap*
12. The BarkBox. Durr! $19-$29 / month
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Ordering a Bacon Bowl is easy with the new #AmexExpressCheckout from @americanexpress! Dear by going online with your #amex login and starting building bowls faster than you can bark: No Kevin Bacon right? #SorryKevin #Now use it on @barkbox or @newegg for real bowls of bacon. ____ Show us how to shop your puppy shop online and use #dogsoncomputers to get a shot at the features on BarkBox! _ via @samsonthedood | 🎬🎵 VOTE FOR BACON!
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