14 dating tips for a single dog person

·March 9, 2023
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If there are two things in this world that I know of, it is one being and dogs. If you’re like me, you’re an introvert who loves the comforts of home, dogs, and not having to interact with humans.

Here are some tips that may or may not come from lessons you learned the hard way.

1. You actually go on dates.

I know what you’re thinking. DOY. But hear me out when you love your dogs, it’s so hard to motivate yourself to put the clothes on the floor and leave the house. Especially to spend three hours with a stranger?

Seriously, you have a boyfriend who will force you to go on dates. Tell them to call you before the date and say something like "Stop finding reasons for cancellation. I'm coming and your dog will be fine. Go out and interact with a human. " — Seriously, you have a boyfriend who will force you to go on dates. Tell them to call you before the date and say something like, “Stop finding reasons to cancel. I’m coming over and your dog will be fine. Go out and interact with a human.”

2. Plan ahead.

One of the things about being a parent is learning how to plan for the future. But one of the things about dating is that sometimes the spontaneity is the exciting part. There’s nothing worse than being on a great date, but also completely distracting because you’re picturing your dog sitting there like:

If you're going to have a night out or come home later than you thought you would have because you've been swept away by your dreams, be sure to be present and not worry about your scabs. — If you’re going to have a night out or come home later than you thought you would have because you’ve been swept away by your dreams, be sure to be present and not worry about your scabs.

3. If you are using a dating app/website, and the person does not have a minimum of one dog picture on their profile, press MOVE ALON.

As you can see here, the image on the left is correct. The photo on the right, not so much. Nothing against fish. Let’s just say that if that’s what you’re looking for, I’m sure there’s an article somewhere on the internet called “13 Dating Tips for Single Fish”.

4. If you’re meeting IRL, find out if they’re a dog at the beginning of the conversation.

First of all, may I say, if you haven’t met IRL, congrats. Second, it’s best to get to the important stuff at the top of the page.

Example:

5. Brush up on subjects other than dogs.

I know this kind of sounds contradictory to the previous advice, but it's one thing to make sure you're on a date with a dog lover. It's another thing you come across as the only thing you're talking about. This is a big deal for me, especially after working and writing about dogs every single day, I have to make an effort not to freak out "Dogs and dogs dogs dogs and dogs" When someone asks me what my interests are. — I know this kind of sounds contradictory to the previous advice, but it’s one thing to make sure you’re on a date with a dog lover. It’s another thing you come across as the only thing you’re talking about. This is a big thing for me, especially after I’ve been working and writing about dogs every single day, that I have to make an effort not to blurt out “dogs and dogs dogs dogs and dogs” when someone asks me what my interests are.

6. Slowly reveal your crazy dog’s layers.

Here’s the thing, there’s nothing wrong with being a crazy lady. We consider that a badge of honor here at BarkPost. However, the art of dating reveals layers of madness slowly, like an onion. While you’re still in the “courtship” phase, it’s best to keep your CDL (Crazy Dog Lady) levels down to 5. For now.

After completing the first stages, you can reveal an aspect "your dog's pajamas". You can be like "Surprise this is the real me" and if the right person would be like "OMG YOU HIDDED MY DOG PAJAMAS TOO" And you can be like "WOW LOVE IS GREAT". — After completing the first stages, you can reveal the “your dog’s pajamas” side. You can be like “SURPRISE THIS IS REAL ME” and if the right person is going to be like “OMG YOU HIDD MY DOG PAJAMAS TOO” and you can be like “WOW LOVE IS GREAT”.

7. Don’t use a “doggy voice” on your date.

How to talk to your dog when no one else is around is your business. But when you’re interested in a new love interest, try to cool the jets. Trust me, anything romantic or sexual said out loud will totally derail any romantic situation. “You want to take this to beddieee?” Just don’t do it guys. I don’t know from experience.

8. If you bring someone to your place, hide the sharp toys.

“Wouldn’t you mind if you just squeak this as loud as you can while trying to get yourself in the mood?” – dogs

9. Have a lint roller on hand. any time.

This is another one of those, just in the early stages things. I treat dog hair like leg hair. Ultimately, in a relationship you’re going to get hairy legs, and your significant other is going to have to deal with it because you’re beautiful as they are and shaving is annoying. #aintnobodygottimeforthat #probablywhyimstillsingle

10. Just like a dog’s hair, keep farting to a minimum. So far.

There are so many great things about dogs. One of them is their willingness to accept blame for any and all sorts. And by that I mean they have absolutely no idea. If this relationship is healthy, you will bring it to your account in a certain place. But you are not there yet