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One time my dog ran around with a bag of potato chips on his head for about 15 minutes. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him have more fun than being left behind in the grease scraps. The bag wasn’t stuck, mind you. It fell a few times, but he kept putting it back in until I had to stop my dog from playing with a piece of literal trash. The idea is that my dog easily admires life’s little “joys”. You know, joys like dirty underwear, empty water bottles, and cat papers.
However, Bronson is not impressed. Bronson is so cool. Bronson is not having any fun.
He hates fake animals like ceramic or decorative animals for home decor. If you put them in his face he gets out and runs away. He also hates water bottles.
While most dinguses are defined by a lack of chills, Bronson bucks stereotypes by maintaining the most efficient cups in all situations.
Hilarious, indeed. How can anyone stay serious with their burdens that reach two hemispheres separate from me. Meanwhile, I feel required to draw it as one of the French girls, but no one enjoys it. no one!
Even with the tiniest tongue sticking out, Bronson still takes his breath away Extremely seriously. At this point, it’s just impressive.
Just in case you thought this dingo was actually a smooth trigger, this is the face Bronson makes when he’s having a good time.
