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Top ten dingos dog breeds of all time

العشرة الأوائل دينغوس سلالات الكلاب في كل العصور - الكلاب 2023

As we learned at 140th Westminster Dog show a lot of different dogs Can Have dinguses, but there are some eat, sleep, breathe and slobber dingus puppies.


Here we have the ten most disgusting adorkable dogs in the canine kingdom.
Here we have the ten most disgusting adorkable dogs in the canine kingdom.

1. Vizlas

These pups are all dinging all the time.


Their crows are in a constant battle with their teeth, and their teeth usually win.
Their crows are in a constant battle with their teeth, and their teeth usually win.


Also, true to form dingus, they don't know what to do with all these parties!  Look at that night's Dingus Burrito Bowl
Also, true to form dingus, they don’t know what to do with all these parties! Look at that night’s Dingus Burrito Bowl


2. Siberian Husky These are close relatives of Pokemon.  They start out a little dingy.
2. Siberian Husky These are close relatives of Pokemon. They start out a little dingy.


Not only do these dingoes have more tongues than Miley Cyrus trying to strip down Willy Wonka backgrounds.
Not only do these dingoes have more tongues than Miley Cyrus trying to strip down Willy Wonka backgrounds.


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3. Italian Greyhound

You can make a condition that these pups are Dingus Royalty with a single vine:


And if Heskies are Miley Cyrus' in the K-9 kingdom, Italian Greyhounds are Gene Simmons.
And if Heskies are Miley Cyrus’ in the K-9 kingdom, Italian Greyhounds are Gene Simmons.


Tongues are the only thing that makes a dog profuse.  A toothy smile is also the trick:
Tongues are the only thing that makes a dog profuse. A toothy smile is also the trick:


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As with the ideal body type for turtleneck sweaters.


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4. Chinese crested

The Chinese Crested is so much more than a breed that has one of the most ugliest dog races around, it is also just one of the largest of all Dinguses. Just look at this Dingus talking dance:


Or Dingee, who can't wait to see Eraserhead again
Or Dingee, who can’t wait to see Eraserhead again


Unconvinced?  Maybe this video of Nathan dancing doing the Cupid Shuffle convinces you?  CAUTION: WATCHING THIS VIDEO MIGHT TURN YOU INTO DINGUS!
Unconvinced? Maybe this video of Nathan dancing doing the Cupid Shuffle convinces you? CAUTION: WATCHING THIS VIDEO MIGHT TURN YOU INTO DINGUS!


spanking!
spanking!


spaz with the best ones,
spaz with the best ones,


Overall rest out dingos!
Overall rest out dingos!


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7. Chihuahua

This breed was originally called: The Dingus. Take to the internet and you can easily see why. Chihuahuas cannot sleep without letting out a hard core.


They are also really something that they are good at selfies with.
They are also really something that they are good at selfies with.


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8. Buster

Mix two strains together and what do you get? Super Dingos. Like Darwin’s method, Next Level, Bingos have evolved. I mean, just check out Ug from Britain:


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9. Bernese Mountain Dog

Feel Bern with these distant mountains of Denmark


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10. Boston Terrier

First of all… this:


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Honestly, these guys can’t Transfer Without looking like a complete dinguses!

Keep up the good work, dingae! Featured image via Funny Pica

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